$HOODJAK · Join the Hood | The Wojak of Robinhood Chain

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Hoodjak, a wojak wearing a dark green Robinhood hoodie against a chartreuse background

Block #01 · The Prophecy

Born in the hood.
Raised on the Hood.

In the beginning there was one wojak who never sold. Not at the top. Not at the bottom. Not when his portfolio turned the color of the campfire.

Then Robinhood built a chain, and he was first in line, already wearing the hoodie. Now the feather glows green above his cave, and the hooded ones gather to sit with him in silence.

$HOODJAK is his token. It does nothing. It promises nothing. The cult stays anyway.

he who sells the bottom shall buy the top forever

Supply 1,000,000,000//LP locked in Moonsend//Renounce on deploy//$HOODJAK▲ trust the feather//One of us//Supply 1,000,000,000//LP locked in Moonsend//Renounce on deploy//$HOODJAK▲ trust the feather//One of us//Supply 1,000,000,000//LP locked in Moonsend//Renounce on deploy//$HOODJAK▲ trust the feather//One of us//Supply 1,000,000,000//LP locked in Moonsend//Renounce on deploy//$HOODJAK▲ trust the feather//One of us//Supply 1,000,000,000//LP locked in Moonsend//Renounce on deploy//$HOODJAK▲ trust the feather//One of us//Supply 1,000,000,000//LP locked in Moonsend//Renounce on deploy//$HOODJAK▲ trust the feather//One of us//

Block #02 · Hoodenomics

Numbers for the faithful

Total supply

1 Billion

One for every paper hand that left the cave.

Liquidity

Locked

Forever, in Moonsend lockers. No key. No takebacks.

Contract · on deploy

Renounced

No one will own the hood. The hood owns you.

Initiation open//Three rites//$HOODJAK▲ +777.77%//Bring nothing//The fire is warm//Initiation open//Three rites//$HOODJAK▲ +777.77%//Bring nothing//The fire is warm//Initiation open//Three rites//$HOODJAK▲ +777.77%//Bring nothing//The fire is warm//Initiation open//Three rites//$HOODJAK▲ +777.77%//Bring nothing//The fire is warm//Initiation open//Three rites//$HOODJAK▲ +777.77%//Bring nothing//The fire is warm//Initiation open//Three rites//$HOODJAK▲ +777.77%//Bring nothing//The fire is warm//

Block #03 · Initiation

Three rites to enter the cave

Get a wallet

MetaMask, Rabby, whatever speaks to you. The hood doesn't judge. The hood barely looks up from the fire.

Bridge to Robinhood Chain

Send your ETH across the bridge. Feel nothing. This is normal. Everyone at the campfire has done it.

Swap for $HOODJAK

Paste the contract address. Press the green button. Take your seat by the fire. Welcome to the hood.

An initiate kneeling inside a runic circle as a hooded wojak lowers the green hood onto his head

CA: TBA. Posted here at launch. Trust no other address.

The path continues//Phase 01: lit//$HOODJAK▲ +33.33%//No dates, only vibes//Deeper into the cave//The path continues//Phase 01: lit//$HOODJAK▲ +33.33%//No dates, only vibes//Deeper into the cave//The path continues//Phase 01: lit//$HOODJAK▲ +33.33%//No dates, only vibes//Deeper into the cave//The path continues//Phase 01: lit//$HOODJAK▲ +33.33%//No dates, only vibes//Deeper into the cave//The path continues//Phase 01: lit//$HOODJAK▲ +33.33%//No dates, only vibes//Deeper into the cave//The path continues//Phase 01: lit//$HOODJAK▲ +33.33%//No dates, only vibes//Deeper into the cave//

Block #04 · The Path

No dates. Just vibes.

Other tokens have roadmaps. The hood has a path. It goes deeper into the cave, then up the mountain. We walk it when the fire feels right.

Phase 01 lit
The Campfire
Launch on Robinhood Chain. LP locked in Moonsend. Fire lit, hoods up, everyone finds a rock to sit on.
Phase 02 warming up
The Gathering
More wojaks wander into the cave. Memes get made. Telegram gets loud, then quiet, then loud again. This is healthy.
Phase 03 soon™
The Temple
Lore drops. Stickers. A shrine, maybe. The door only opens for the worthy. You've read the sign.
Phase 04 eventually
The Summit
The feather flag goes up the mountain. We're not saying moon. We're just saying the view is nice from up here. wagmi.

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Born in the hood.Raised on the Hood.

Numbers for the faithful

Three rites to enter the cave

Get a wallet

Bridge to Robinhood Chain

Swap for $HOODJAK

No dates. Just vibes.

The Campfire

The Gathering

The Temple

The Summit

The fire is warm.The feather is green.

Born in the hood.
Raised on the Hood.

The fire is warm.
The feather is green.